Bethany found my first cell phone.
“Wow, this is what…peak 2010?!”
Me: “Excuse me, try 2011.”
Bethany: “This is the kind of cellphone a mean girl would have. ‘So you think I’m right? You think you’re pretty?'”
Bethany: “You know! The movie. Mean Girls.”
Elijah: “No one knows what you are talking about.”
Bethany: “Everyone knows Mean Girls quotes! I’ve never seen it. I know Mean Girls quotes.”
Elijah: * looks skeptical*