Arkansas Car Rental

Not an exact replica of the conversation with the car rental guy this morning but basically:

Me: “The Nissan Altima you just gave me smells like weed and the check engine light is on.”

Car rental guy: “Sorry about that. How about you take the Ford Mustang convertible instead? Less than 10,000 miles on it! Fun to drive.”

Very fun to drive. But also Arkansas is kind of giving me whiplash.