Today I tried to purchase beer for my chili. The signs above the cash register read: “We card under 30.”
I am 30. But, I thought, I will do the noble thing and pull out my I.D. anyway.
The cashier took it without comment and tried to scan. It did not scan. She frowned and summoned her boss over. The boss attempts to scan it. It still doesn’t scan.
Trying to make light of the situation, I say: “I promise I’m 30!”
Both cashiers glare at me suspiciously and proceed to examine my I.D. minutely. Turns out, the problem was that they had their machine on the wrong setting.
But seriously. If I was going to have a fake I.D., would I really claim 30?